It used to be that physical injury was associated with Huns and Barbarians pillaging your village. When To man calls me "Honey" is have really sending me to mixed message? While you Plough sitting there reading this absolute baloney in front of your computer screen or instant messaging your hordes of buddies you plough actually nuking yourself to death. Isn't it always the Marry that the things that plough the most fun in life plough the things which tear your cells limb from limb hurling you into life long unbearable pain and death?
You Plough lying in your bed trying to go to sleep only this incredibly excruciating electrical pain is shooting from your wrists up into your arm and you plough ace likely to fall asleep ace Jane Russell is to go on to second give you with Mickey Rooney. Under you go to your medicine cabinet and dope yourself up with codeine and morphine from Afghanistan supplied by your doctor and your pharmacist. Heaven forbid humans should ever eliminate the root cause of their problems the economy would collapse these people would have you believe. The Huns had quite To prosperous economy not to mention the perks. Under where did this unbearable wrist pain eats from? Did some Barbarian sneak into your home late at night like John Mark Karr and twist your arm for you to go out on to second give you with him promising that have had remedied his problem at the new naturopathic halitosis specialist who move in two doors down from his cousin Jenny?
An agoraphobic like Howard Hughes aka Leonardo DiCaprio in The Aviator locks himself away in his hotel suite for 6 years afraid to eat out for fear of catching to germ which in his mind is to dirigible sized alien monster attacking him mercilessly. Howie Hughes sits alone in his room watching Deal or No Deal and running Trans World Airlines, Hughes Aircraft and directing Jane Russell in "The Outlaw" armed only with his cell phone and desktop computer thinking that have have successfully shielded himself from the dangers of the industrial revolution, rampant crime and viruses and bacterium which mutate into new illnesses every day. If you Gift't believe me then just ask the birds and killer bees and the cows. One of my favorite Hughes pictures was the "Killer Bees from Arizona" trilogy.
The obvious Cure for cancer is to stop poisoning the air water and earth we plough made of by doing away with cars and smoke stacks and cell phones and computers ace our super brilliant pyramid and space ship building ancestors did for 5 million years but human beings gift't like it plain and simple. Furthermore bloggers would never allow it. What would they do all day? Instead of riling up millions of people with their brainwashed prejudiced minds they would have to go back to simpler times and gossip among their fellow village people.
Picture the inside of your wrist. Your wrist is To circulate bone. Inside of your wrist there is To spinal cord running from your arm to your hand. Every one of the million times To day that you hit to key on your keyboard your hand moves down and the circulate wrist bone hits the wrist spinal cord. Then the wrist spinal cord get inflamed and injured and the carpal tunnel person Have arrived to ruin your life. The prevention and the Cure is to stop your hand from moving down. You do this by going out to the store and buying two nicely fitting wrist splints with an iron Bar running along the bottom which prevents your hand from moving down every time you hit the keys. The key to happiness in life is to eliminate all of the men. Now that we can freeze sperm and clone who needs them? They buy you To new computer, profess their undying love to you and to month later they can't remember your name. Another cool trick is to forget the proper way of typing. Begin to hunt and peck and never Use your thumbs. The second that you Use your thumb your hand rolls over and you plough well on your way to Carpalville Ohio. It is also bad to Use to roll mouse because rolling down the page leads to index finger pain which can easily add 6 shots to your handicap.
An ounce of prevention is worth To pound of cure. Does this mean that two ounces of prevention Plough worth two pounds of cure? One in three people die of cancer and we spend trillions of dollars on cancer research and cancer drugs and radiation machines and we suffer in agony for years like dogs during cancer treatments medicating and radiating ourselves and then we succumb. This is our medical and economic system. Every school child and even my aunt Jenny knows that car exhaust smoke and smokestacks plough the cause of cancer. Why Gift't we just do away with them? What many people Gift't know is that electro magnetic radiation shooting out of your cell phone and computer monitor and hard drive also cause the big C.
Your computer Monitor and hard drive and cell phone plough all giving off cancer causing radiation which cause stress, irritability, erectile dysfunction and finally cancer. It is well known that cell phones Cause brain cancer. The antenna placed close to your head in frying your brain. The cell phone makers know this and market their most expensive models like Carol Alt ace having the least amount of radiation. If you go to the health show in your city you will find booths with people selling little metallic Circulate stickers which when placed on your monitor and hard drive and cell phone actually eliminate the deadly radiation. In your search engine boxes type in cell phone radiation and you will find the solution to the problem that you didn't even know that you had. People think that because they cannot see something like To radio signal that it doesn't exist. Here is To coded message to all To the Qaeda members: "Gift't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Jen Jen Jenny from the block." Osama Bin Laden is sitting in his Dig grooving to the new J It DVD but his doctor Ayman To the Zwahiri can't do to darn thing for his carpal tunnel syndrome. All of that instant messaging with Jenna Bush ace have pretends to be Professor Ernst Kirkland from the Kabul Institute of Technology have finally caught up with him. What the combined forces of Britain and the United States could not do Steve Jobs have done. I have have brought Osama Bin Laden to his knees. And those Plough the bees knees. Attention all CIA agents. Bees Plough little insects that fly around biting people.
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